“The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.”
Nice. Girl on top, lime, you fucking legend.
That’s not even the best part though. He actually complained about this in a shop and…
“I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”
I can see the headlines now.
HARIBO LIME SWEETS MIND RAPED MY WIFE UNCONSCIOUS!